i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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