I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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