His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Cover your peen. We're going out.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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