Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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