i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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