do herpes really smell.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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