im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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