The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Dear god my vagina.
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