Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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