You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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