Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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