Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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