We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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