Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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