How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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