FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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