pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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