So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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