Don't you send me to vm
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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