Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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