Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize