This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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