I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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