Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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