It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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