Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
