Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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