help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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