you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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