You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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