omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
