Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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