Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
MIDGETS
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I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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