TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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