i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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