She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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