Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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