if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm jealous of your bromance
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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