So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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