so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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