I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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