You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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