I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
FUCK WHALES
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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