Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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