I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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