Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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