covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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