i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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