this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Please don't give away my fajitas
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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