he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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