I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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