...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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