If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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