But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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