I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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