I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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