Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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