Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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